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欢迎致电“海雀” You've reached The Auk.
目前我们仅接受大型派对的预订 We're currently only accepting reservations for large parties.
请在听到提示音后留言 Please leave a message at the sound of the tone,
会有人给您回电 and someone will get back to you.
我知道你在，大卫，接电话 I know you're there, David, pick up.
好吧，务必打给我 Well, then you have to call me.
有些事情我们必须讲清楚 There are some things that we have to talk about.
我是说你知道的，我觉得你在躲着我 I mean you know that, and I get the impression that you're avoiding me.
好吧 Well,
总之打给我，我们必须解决这事 anyway, call me. We have to deal with this.
再见 Bye.
嗯，我也爱你，克莱尔 Um, I love you, too, Claire.
* 根据爱德华·里奇同名小说改编 *
* 海雀高级餐厅 *
要老命了 Judas Priest.
大气压 The pressure.
总之，我… Anyway, I…
我已经设法疏通了你排水管的阻塞 I did manage to clear the obstruction out of your outlet pipe.
我们烤箱里有一道油封鸭，老方 We got a confit de canard in the oven here, Phonce.
那道菜? The duck?
噢，太棒了 Oh, lovely.
你看，自从在此品尝过后 You know, since I ate that here, uh…
我就有养鸭的念头了 I'd given thought to raising ducks.
我发誓，阿大，这是我生平吃过的最棒的鸭子 I swear, Dave, that is the best duck that I've ever eaten in my entire life.
天呐 Oh, my God!
菜单上有如此美食，本该顾客盈门的 With grub like that on the menu, they should be beating the doors down.
61年的好酒，阿大? 1961, Dave?
呃，好吧 Well, now, a…
你不觉得佐午餐有点奢侈吗? little grand for lunch, don't you think?
真是 What
想不通 the hell.
那么 Oh, so,
有什么进展吗？关于那个 any progress on the, uh-mmm…
RS RS…
G? G?
RSV，阿大 RSV, Dave.
好吧 Yeah.
我快完成了，很快就搞定了 I am very close. Very close now.
大概一开始就不该对你提起 I probably never should have mentioned to you in the first place.
所谓“知之为知之”,懂吗? I mean, it's strictly on a need to know basis, you know what I mean?
你不知道就不会因此受伤，因RSV What you don't know won't hurt you kind of thing, the RSV.
我会守口如瓶，你懂的，老方 I wouldn't breathe a word, you know, Phonce.
名誉担保 On my honor.
阿大，要是有人来到餐厅 Dave, if anybody ever comes down to the restaurant and…
问些奇葩的问题，对吧? they're asking unusual questions, right,
不管它们对你来说有多不起眼 no matter how insignificant that might seem to you,
通知我，行吗? you call me up, all right?
必须的 Absolutely.
昨晚扫描仪上出现奇怪的无线电信号，阿大 The strange radio traffic on the scanner last night, Dave.
扫描仪? Scanner?
老方 Phonce.
什么扫描仪? What scanner?
老方，能走慢点吗? Phonce, can you slow up a bit?
我们被监视了，阿大 We're being watched, Dave.
等等 Hold on.
瞧 See.
- 猎人的? - 不，没听到枪声 -Hunters? -No, heard no shots.
- 没见弹壳 - 也许是普什斯鲁的小子 -I see no shell casings. -Maybe it's the boys from Pushthrough,
- 你懂的，来探我的虚实 - 不 -you know, casing my place. -No.
他们要收拾你，我会有耳闻 If they were gonna knock you over I would have heard.
我想我们应该 I suppose we should be
- 留点神 - 留点神? -concerned. -Concerned?
留神? Concerned?
我就知道 I knew it.
那帮“温尼贝戈” It's the Winnebagos.
嗯，是冲RSV来的 All right. They're after the RSV.
给我解释下，老方 Help me with this one, Phonce.
显然，你已经被卷进来了 Well, obviously you're involved now.
有吗? I am?
听着 Look.
今晚来我家吃饭 Come to dinner tonight.
我会解释一切 I'll explain everything.
行吧，今晚 All right, tonight.
那好，我，我去告诉小黛你要来 Yeah. I'll… I'll go tell Deb you're coming.
7点钟? Seven o'clock?
7点可以 Seven is good.
哦对了，那个，小姨子来镇上做客 Oh, and the sister-in-law is in town.
她是一个 She's a…
书呆子 bookish creature.
阿大，很高兴你能来 Dave, good to have you aboard.
给，你知道，佐晚餐的 Here, you know, for dinner.
我应该把它们打开，对吧？ Oh, I should open this up, right?
醒醒酒 Let him breathe.
好主意 Good idea.
- 外头乱糟糟的 - 是啊，确实 -It's quite messy out there. -Yeah. Yeah.
给你 Here you go.
原来 So,
你就是大名鼎鼎的阿大 you are the famous Dave.
你喝过这么好的酒吗，小黛? You ever tasted wine like that, Deb?
真好喝，阿大 It is lovely, Dave.
老方快成合格的品酒师了 Phonce is becoming a regular connoisseur.
红酒而已，全都差不多 It's just wine, they're all the same.
天呐 Oh, my,
出自海鸥峡女孩之口 from the girl from Gull Tickle.
她去了蒙特利尔，就精通红酒了，是吗? She been off to Montreal, and she knows all about wine now, doesn't she?
毕竟只是红酒，但… It is just wine after all, but…
你喜欢吗? do you like it?
香浓，芬芳四溢 Deep, penetrating bouquet.
成熟的皮诺果实 Ripe pinot fruit.
用一些实际的风味 Balanced with some real…
来调和 terroir.
泥土味、焦油味 Earthiness, tar,
培根油味 bacon fat.
耐人寻味 It's evocative.
勾起对硬木林的回忆 Recalling hardwood forests,
失去自己的童贞 losing one's cherry
代价不菲 at a price…
- 爱丽丝 - 别怪她，阿大兄弟 -Alice. -Don't bite her, Dave boy.
她生性粗俗 She's saucy by nature.
讲真，阿大，很好喝 Seriously, Dave, it's beautiful.
我觉得这大概是我尝过的绝顶滋味 I think it's just about the most beautiful thing I ever tasted.
所以你还是一名学生，这个 So, you are a student, um…
就读于… of, uh…
我申请了一所建筑学院 I've applied to an architecture school.
所以，在等待答复 So… Waiting to hear.
哦 Oh.
- 所以说… - 现在 -So, uh… -Now.
来解决手头的正事和其他未尽事宜 To the business at hand and to other matters arising.
啥? Sorry?
来聊聊RSV We're gonna talk about the RSV.
好的 Of course.
阿大 Dave.
我想带你参观我的库房 I would like to show you my shed.
行 Sure.
哦不，那个，我们要走地道 Uh, no, no. We're going to take the tunnel.
有地道? A tunnel?
这可了不得，老方 This is something, Phonce.
嗯，美国人在战时建造的 Yeah, the Americans built it during the war.
原本是图方便，而如今林中遍布“温尼贝戈” It was convenience originally but now with the woods crawling with Winnebagos,
就必不可少了 it is an absolute necessity.
不，我是指… No, I meant…
我是指电灯 I meant the lights.
茨维科夫照明系统 Tsvetkov Illumination System.
尤里·茨维科夫，阿大，我的小伙伴 Yury Tsvetkov, Dave, a partner of mine.
一个保加利亚人，89年叛逃到甘德镇 A Bulgarian guy, he defected at Gander in '89.
他短暂寄宿过 He boarded with us briefly.
我一直以为他要前往加利福尼亚 Well, I always reckoned he headed out for California.
工作原理是什么? How do they work?
我不得其解 It's a mystery to me.
相信我，阿大 I'll tell you, Dave.
它们确实打破了能量方程式 They actually break the energy equation.
真的 That's right.
你可以照亮那种最大的房间 You can light the biggest kind of a room
凭一节5号电池 with a double A battery.
是的，但阿大 Yeah. But Dave…
奇怪的是 The strange thing is…
不能在灯下看书 you can't read under it.
那些字转眼便会从纸上飘散 The words just float right off the page.
好了，来吧 Okay, come on.
噢，阿大 Oh, Dave.
谈正事前 Before we get down to business…
我想请你指教一二 I'd like to ask your opinion on something.
你一直到处跑吗? You've been around, eh?
什么意思? What do you mean?
我的意思是，你是见过世面的人 I mean you're a man of the world.
在大城市待过 Spent some time in the big city.
你混迹于 You hung around with the…
放荡不羁的圈子 bohemian crowd.
我想是的 I suppose.
我没故意暗示什么 I don't mean to imply anything.
不是要暗示你有… Not about to suggest you had…
- 什么见不得人的本事 - 想问什么，老方? -any intimate knowledge… -What's the question, Phonce?
因为 Because…
我偶然发现了这个 I came across this.
我，打捞上来的，也能这么说 I, uh… salvaged it, I guess you could say.
这是一项海上作业行动 It's an operation being undertaken at sea.
并且 And…
至少还有20多个这样的 There are at least 20 more like this one.
哦? Yes?
我想知道 And I was wondering
这是不是 is this…
可卡因，阿大，或海洛因? the cocaine, Dave, or heroin?
我并非瘾君子，也… Not that I am a drug addict or…
也没这个打算 or even planning on becoming one.
不过 But…
这肯定值点钱，对吧? this must be worth a few dollars, eh?
皇天在上 Christ in heaven.
那么，一直在监视你的就是警察 Then who's been watching you is the police.
不，不会 No, no.
我是两年前回收的 I recovered this over two years ago.
老天爷 Jesus.
想必得有… That must be…
26磅 Twenty-six pounds.
你想让我做什么? What do you want me to do?
告诉我，它是什么，值多少钱，我们去哪脱手? Well, you tell me what it is, how much it's worth and where we can unload it.
你吸过可卡因吗? I mean, have you ever tried cocaine?
- 不，不，不，从没有 - 哦 -No, no, no, no, never. -Oh.
没有 No.
一两次吧 Once or twice.
我认识的人有一些 Somebody I knew had some.
- 所以? - 看在上帝份上，老方，我不是专家 -So? -For Christ's sake, Phonce, I'd… I am no expert.
你可以扔海里 You can throw it in the bay.
有人会为此大开杀戒 People kill for this stuff.
好吧，所以，你不能肯定这 Well, so, you don't think it's…
- 就是可卡因? - 我不知道 -really cocaine? -I don't know.
我还以为你会用鼻吸 I thought you horked it up your nose.
是可卡因 It's cocaine.
它确实是鼻子吸的 And you do put it up your nose.
那么，东西还行吗? So, is it any good?
好东西，真的不错 It's good. It's good.
- 可以吗? - 噢，别客气 -May I? -Oh, fill your boots.
我依然搞不懂的，老方，就是 What I still don't understand, Phonce, is
RSV是什么，以及 what is an RSV and
为什么那些温尼贝戈土著 why would these Winnebago people
会对这一大袋东西感兴趣? be interested in this giant sack?
两码事 They're unrelated.
它们完全是两码事，阿大 They're totally unrelated, Dave.
阿大，阿大 Dave, Dave.
这 This
就是我的 is my…
“海底观光潜艇” Recreational Submarine Vehicle.
或简称RSV Or RSV, for short.
“温尼贝戈” Winnebago.
房车界的巨头 The recreational vehicle giant.
我觉得他们想窃取我的蓝图 I think they mean to steal my plans.
但老方，你真觉得“海底观光潜艇”会有市场吗? But, Phonce, do you think there's a market for Recreational Submarine Vehicles?
玫瑰冠鸊鷉，我的朋友 Rose crested grebe, my friend.
玫瑰冠的鸊鷉 Rose crested grebe.
- 所以? - 大自然，老伙计 -So? -Nature, old man.
人们对大自然越来越着迷 Uh, people are going mental onto nature.
那些怪咖成天藏头露尾 I… I mean, get geezers hiding in blinds all day
就为了捉几只他们根本不打算吃的鸟 to get a snap of some bird that they're not even gonna eat.
这艘RSV，一旦我们给它开几扇窗 Well, the RSV, once we get a few windows in,
- 就能让人们尽情欣赏小鱼 - 看着有点挤 -so people can see all the little fishies. -Looks a little cramped.
还是个雏形 Uh, it's a prototype.
双人艇，你有没有兴趣跟我一起试航? It's a two-man. If you're interested in joining me on the sea trials?
哈，当然有 Oh, I would.
迫不及待 In a heartbeat.
但我恐怕等不到了 But I doubt I'll be around.
为什么 Why?
我打算卖掉“海雀” I am going to sell The Auk.
开不下去了 It's not working out.
没人光顾 People aren't coming.
我没钱了 I am going bust.
我已黔驴技穷，你懂的，各种法子，老方 Through there was anything I could do, you know, any choice I had, Phonce,
- 用尽了 - 阿大 -anything at all… -Dave. -Mm?
要我说，你是我生平 Though I got to say you're one of the best cooks
遇到过的最好的厨子之一 that I've ever come across in my life.
我想我必须指出,“海雀”在市场营销方面 I feel I must observe that there have been some serious shortcomings
存在一些严重的短板 in the marketing department over at The Auk.
或许是选址有点太过偏僻了 Maybe it is a little too far off the beaten track.
胡说八道 Nonsense.
是促销不力 It's the marketing.
跟与世隔绝无关 And isolation's got nothing to do with it. I mean,
这本该是一大卖点 uh, that should be part of the appeal.
阿大，你看，人们愿意，愿意飞越半个地球来此 Dave, look, look. People will… will fly here from halfway across the world
就，就为了干瞅着鲸鱼或给塘鹅拍照 to… to gawk at a whale or to take a picture of a gannet.
阿大 Dave.
阿大，阿大，我想到个点子 Dave. Dave, I got an idea.
来，来，再来点，伙计 Go on, go on. Go ahead, boy.
阿大 Dave.
其实很明显 It's so clear.
现在你，你答应我，你会再试一次 Now you… you promise me you'll give this a second chance.
- 可以 - 好，就当是为了我，行吗? -Sure. -All right. Just do this one thing for me, all right?
瞧，我是说，就算你要卖掉“海雀” Now, I mean, even if you got to sell The Auk
卖一家生意兴隆的店也会… you'll be in a much better negotiating position to be…
更有利于谈价钱，对吧? pitching a goin' concern, right?
我的天，阿大，冷清的餐厅会被人敲竹杠，对吗? Christ, Dave, they'll fleece you for an empty restaurant, right?
好，听我说 All right, now listen to me.
我有个小计划 I got a little plan.
行了，我们已就位 All right, we're in position.
收到 Copy that.
敬玫瑰冠鸊鷉 To rose crested grebe.
敬“海雀”的呼唤 To the call of The Auk.
见鬼 Jesus.
阿大 Dave.
阿大，老伙计 Dave, old man.
阿大 Dave!
还记得吗？咱们的小计划 Remember? Our little plan.
伙计们，瞧，是阿大 Hey, boys, look, it's Dave!
从哪弄来的好车，阿大? Where'd you get the cool car, Dave?
喂，阿大 Hey, Dave!
阿大 Dave.
嗯? Mmm?
我不禁注意到 I couldn't help noticing,
你在昨晚饭局上 last night at dinner you were…
不知怎么的 somehow, uh…
该怎么说呢? How can I say it?
动情了 Affected.
没错 Yeah.
被打动了，那个 Affected by, uh…
被爱丽丝 By Alice.
爱丽丝？怎么会? Alice? In what way?
这些外来女子 These women from out there,
海鸥峡的 from Gull Tickle,
会对男人产生巨大的诱惑 can have a powerful effect on a man.
我结婚了，老方 I am married, Phonce.
结了 I am.
结过 Was.
结着 I am.
阿大，我想我找到要找的了 Dave, I think I found what we're looking for.
坎贝尔的道奇鸟 Campbell's Dodger Bird.
嗯 Yes.
原产于瓦努阿图 And it's from Vanuatu.
一种南太平洋的鸟来这里干嘛? What would a bird from the South Pacific be doing here?
我想是 I suppose…
在一年一度从椰岛迁徙的 blown off course during its annual migration
途中偏离了航线 from the steamy land of the coconuts.
但这不是重点，阿大 But that's not the point, Dave.
你接着往下读就会注意到，它极为罕见 If you read on, you'll notice that it is extremely rare.
太离谱的话，就没人会把它当真了 If it's too wacky, no one will take it seriously.
嗯，也许你是对的 Yeah. Perhaps you're right, Dave.
可我还是觉得这鸟铁定有不小的魅惑力 But still I feel that the bird must have a certain measure of sex appeal.
促销手段，阿大，促销 Marketing, Dave, marketing.
可怜的老海雀 You poor old auk.
- 又有候选者了，老方? - 不，阿大 -Another candidate then, Phonce? -No, Dave,
就是这种鸟了 this is the bird.
“塔斯克的硫磺鸭 "Tasker's Sulphureous Duck.
“凤头潜鸭 "Aythya flagitius (fuligula).
“分布范围：从卡罗莱纳州到纽芬兰的沿海水域 "Range: The Carolina's to the coastal waters of Newfoundland.
“与普通硫磺鸭不同 "Distinct from the common Sulphureous
“其拥有独特的黄色斑纹和白色颊点 "by its unusual yellow markings and white cheek spots.
“现已濒临灭绝 "Now extremely rare.
“最终由汉斯·斯皮达尔博士于1985年3月 "Last spotted by Dr. Hans Speidal near Fox Bite, Newfoundland
“在纽芬兰福克斯港附近发现” "in March 1985."
非它莫属了，阿大 It's spot on, Dave.
非它莫属，你看，瞧，它会潜水 It's spot on. Look, look. Look, it's a diver.
是一种生活在海里的潜鸭 It's a salt water diving duck.
你就报料称，在餐厅旁的海湾见到它 You just report having seen it on the bay by the restaurant,
咱们的事就成了 and we are in business.
- 好，但我… - 你就瞧好吧，阿大 -Yes. But I… -You just watch, Dave.
这地方会变得人山人海 They'll be tramping all over the place.
观鸟者会对你大献殷勤 You'll be maggedy with bird watchers.
瞧，会有人说 Look, one fellow will say,
“你看到了吗?” "Did you see that?"
而另一个人说:“对，我好像看到了什么” And another fellow'll say, "Yeah, I think I seen something."
群体性癔症，阿大 Mass hysteria, Dave.
从众心理 Psychology of the mob.
听话，孩子 All right, my son.
哦不 Oh, no.
- 方老爹 - 好了，阿大 -Phonce, father… -Uh, Dave.
棒球场旁边有个电话亭 There's a phone booth down by the baseball diamond.
瞧，没人会看见，而且很僻静 Now, nobody will see you there. And it's nice and quiet.
我们干嘛不用这里的电话打呢? Why can't we make the phone call from here?
因为啊 Because, uh,
我们要掩护自己 we got to cover our backs.
而他们，他们可能有某种… And they… they probably got some sort of a…
电话追踪机制，追查到广播公司 call-tracing mechanism down to the CBC.
以防万一有疯子打进电话 Just in case some lunatic calls in.
说自己正打算干掉该死的省长 Says he's planning on skull fucking the premier.
快点，阿大，要赶不上了 Come on, Dave, we're running behind.
老方，我得上个厕所 Phonce, I have to use the washroom.
- 只是紧张，阿大，快来 - 不 -That's just nerves, Dave, come on. -Oh, no,
- 我想我憋不住了 - 不，没时间了 -I think I have to. -No, there's no time!
好了，这是 All right, well, here's the…
对鸟的描述 description of the bird.
生理特征与生活习性 Anatomical features and behavior.
- 它叫什么来着? - 加油，阿大，好好干 -What's it called again? -Perfect, Dave, perfect.
记住了 Now, remember,
要想成功，你得让他们认出这种鸟 for this to work you want them to identify the bird.
- 你的无知是我们的杀手锏 - 这没用的 -Your ignorance is our trump card. -This is not gonna work.
哎哟，会很有效的，出发吧 Ah… It'll work like a charm. Now go on.
赶紧的，好戏要开场了 Come on. The show's about to start.
大家好 Hello, everyone!
巴斯特·布兰登为您带来《有禽周报》 Buster Bradlen here with Avian Week.
我们今天的特邀嘉宾是杰克·汤姆林森博士 Our guest expert today is Dr. Jack Tomlinson.
那么，汤姆林森博士 Well, Dr. Tomlinson,
本次寒潮一定惊到了咱们的小小鸟 that cold snap must've given our feathered friends a start.
大多数常客都对此见怪不怪了 Most regular visitors are prepared for this kind of thing,
而且这是一时的，可能伴随着一些 and it was short-lived. There was probably some…
- 杀戮 - 大自然是残酷的，对吗? -kill off. -Nature can be cruel, eh?
- 呃，我不会概括为… - 我们的电话是5765271 -Well, I wouldn't characterize… -Our number, 576-5271.
外地听众请拨打 Out-of-town callers dial…
1800767转“鸟报” 1800-767-bird.
我们今天接进的首位听众来自 And our first caller of today is from…
卡帕海登，请讲，你上线了 Cappahayden. Go ahead, you're on the air.
杰克博士? Dr. Jack?
是我 Yeah?
前两天我进了树林，对吧? I was in the woods the other day, right,
然后，我看到一只啄木鸟 and, uh, I saw this woodpecker
并且，觉得它毛茸茸的 and I figured it was an hairy,
- 但它有黄色脑袋 - 黄色头冠 -but he had a yellow head… -A yellow cap.
没错 Yeah.
好吧，有一些异常罕见 Well, there are some rare aberrant,
发育未全、毛茸茸的啄木鸟长了黄冠 immature, hairy woodpeckers with the cap.
还真令人激动 That would be exciting.
你确定它不是三趾吗? Are you sure it wasn't three-toed?
我无法近距离地分辨 I couldn't get close enough to tell.
我朝它开了一枪，是真的 I took a shot at him, that I did.
但没打中 But I missed.
嗯，也许正好趁此机会吐槽一下 Well, this might be a good time to bring something up,
关于人们开枪打鸟 the matter of people shooting at birds
以便能近距离地去观察 so as to get a closer look.
不，不是 Uh, no. No.
知道吗？在讨论啄木鸟的同时，汤姆林森博士 And you know, while we're on woodpeckers, Dr. Tomlinson,
我一直很好奇 I have often wondered
卡通《伍迪》是什么物种? what species was Woody?
4号线，请讲，你上线了 Line 4, go ahead. You're on the air.
4号线，你在放送中 Line 4, you're on the air.
- 好吧，似乎掉线了 - 哦不，我在呢 -Well, seems we lost that one. -Oh, no. No, I'm here.
那个，我在呢，4号线 Uh, I am here on line 4.
好，请讲，这边是巴斯特·布兰登和杰克·汤姆林森博士 All right, go ahead. You're with Buster Bradlen and Dr. Jack Tomlinson.
我看见了 I've seen a…
我看见了一只怪鸟 I've seen a strange bird.
我想是鸭 A duck, I think.
嗯嗯，接着说 Yeah, yeah. Go ahead.
除此之外，你能多形容一下吗? Could you offer us a little more than that?
是一只，一只鸭子，我想，正如我说的 Well, it's a… it's a duck, I think, as I said.
十分鲜艳的斑纹 Very colorful markings.
- 黄色斑纹 - 懂了，那么… -Yellow markings. -I see. And…
你在哪看到这只鸟的? where did you see this bird?
还有一撮白毛 And a white tuft.
好的，那你是在哪看到的? Yes. And where did you see it?
噢，在，在… Oh! On… on…
普什湾，紧靠普什斯鲁港 Push Cove right by Pushthrough.
哦，海里的 Oh, saltwater.
有点不同 That's different.
那里以前不是一间餐厅吗? Isn't that where that restaurant used to be?
嗯，我想那间餐厅还健在 Yeah. I think the restaurant is still there.
你就看见一只吗? Did you see just the one?
对 Yes.
那它是长时间地潜水，还是游到了岸边呢? And did it dive for extended periods or come up near shore?
潜水？我没见它潜水，那个，那个 Dive, I didn't see it dive. It… it… it… it…
天渐渐黑了，离得又非常远 It was getting dark, it was very far away.
好吧，听起来不像是我所知的东西 Well, it doesn't sound like anything I know.
感谢来电，好了，2号线 Thank you, caller. All right, line 2…
该死 Shit.
我想知道，风暴过后是否出现过 I was wondering if a rose crested grebe…
玫瑰冠的鸊鷉? has been seen since the storm?
那是一种… That's a…
嘿，你干嘛不长眼睛? Hey, why don't you get your head out of your ass?
- 你差点把我撞倒，混蛋 - 就是，怪胎 -You almost ran me over, shithead. -Yeah, freak.
杰克博士说… Dr. Jack said…
快滚 Get out of here!
- 你得学学开车 - 见鬼 -You have to learn to drive! -Oh, my God.
大白痴 Idiot!
肯定被她们看见了 They saw me for sure.
活见鬼 Oh, my God.
我也瞧见了 I saw that too,
没错，大同小异 yeah. Tie.
是我从未见过的鸭子 She's like no duck I've ever seen.
一头扎进水里，后来又浮出水面 Go down below the water and come back
潜行了四五十英尺 uh, 40 or 50 feet away.
好的 Yes.
它们还上岸了 They come up on the beach, too.
前所未见，就，就… Uh, never seen the like. It was… it was…
堂而皇之地走来走去，但 walking around all confident, but…
- 有点，有点摇摇晃晃 - 我的 -in… in a wobbly sort of way. -My…
天呐 God!
我们的 We have
两位听众所描述的东西，只可能是 two listeners describing what can only be
塔斯克硫磺… Tasker's Sulphureous
- 鸭 - 老方！老方! -Duck. -Phonce! Phonce!
这完全颠覆了认知 This changes the picture completely.
曾以为灭绝了 It was thought extinct
- 直到它现身费尔维尤山 - 灭绝? -until there was a sighting in Fairview… -Extinct?
- 以为灭绝了? - 被著名鸟类学家 -Thought extinct? -…by the noted ornithologist,
汉斯·斯皮达尔博士发现 Dr. Hans Speidal.
老方！你在家吗? Phonce! Are you home?
老方! Phonce!
- 阿大 - 必须把车藏起来 -Dave! -Got to hide the car.
得藏起来，万一那俩女孩说出去，见鬼，肯定会 I've got to hide it, if those girls talk, Jesus, and they will, too.
- 阿大，冷静点 - 我撞上了电话亭 -Dave, calm down, man! -I crashed into the telephone booth,
全撞毁了 the whole thing obliterated.
- 冷静点 - 那俩女孩在盯着我 -Calm down! -Those girls, they were watching me.
- 冷静 - 我大概是慌了 -Calm down. -Panicked, I guess.
阿大 Dave,
一切天衣无缝 it was perfect!
最后，你表现得像个十足的傻瓜 In the end, you come across as a proper simpleton!
那是好事? Why is that good?
好吧，他们绝不会对这样一个蠢货起疑 Well, they would never suspect a scheme from such an asshole.
现在 Now,
你说有女孩见你撞倒一个电话亭 you say that some girls saw you knock over a phone booth.
她们会报警，她们会通知电信局 They'll call the police, they'll call the phone company.
小女孩吗? Were they young girls?
对，没错 Yeah, yeah.
她们不会说的 They'll never say anything.
大家会自然而然地认为她们与此有关 And everyone would automatically assume that they had something to do with it,
而你概不承认 and you would just deny it.
我是说，你跑进棒球场干什么? I mean, what would you be doing up to the baseball diamond?
- 打给电台节目 - 阿大 -Calling the radio show! -Dave…
神探可伦坡住在洛杉矶 Columbo lives in Los Angeles,
是电视剧 which is on television.
你早有预谋了? Were you always gonna call?
总得留后手，阿大 Always have a plan B, Dave.
总有意外情况 Always have a contingency.
老方，我要拉屎了 Phonce, I'm going to shit something awful!
哦，快去，进屋，伙计 Oh, go on. Go to the house, boy.
好 Yeah.
嘿，阿大，阿大 Hey, Dave! Dave.
这世上有两种人 There's two kinds of people in the world!
那些在危急关头 Those whose assholes seize up
菊花一紧的人和失禁的人 during a crisis and those who shit themselves.
闪电战中的温斯顿·丘吉尔 Winston Churchill during the Blitz for instance.
他用坚强的意志牢牢锁住括约肌 His sphincter locked with bulldog determination.
人们说他在不列颠战役中从不拉屎 They say he never shit during the entire Battle of Britain.
你找老方？一般这时候他已出门了 Are you looking for Phonce? He's usually up and gone by now.
不，不找老方 No, Phonce, no.
我就来看看，知道吗? I'm just back seeing, you know?
那天晚上 Uh, the other night,
我想，我想我落下了我的，那个 I thought… I thought I left my, uh… Umm…
手表，所以嘛… Watch, so…
阿大 Dave.
在 Yeah.
我能用卫生间了吗? Could… Can I get in the bathroom now?
噢，是的，当然可以 Oh! Yeah, of course.
- 回头见 - 好 -See you later. -Yeah.
要帮忙吗? Can I help you?
我，我为那只鸟而来 I… I come about the bird.
一只鸟，夫人? A bird, madam?
噢，你还没听说? Oh, you've not heard then?
电台里说的 It was on the radio.
礁石下面出现了一种无与伦比的奇观 There's been quite a remarkable sighting down off the rocks.
没有，好吧，我… Uh, no, well, I've…
恕我孤陋寡闻 I've heard of no bird.
不过 But, uh…
我劝你小心那些礁石 I caution you about the rocks.
简直太令人激动了 It's all so exciting.
观鸟界将会对此非常热衷 The birding community is going to be very keen.
- 不介意的话，我把车停在你这里 - 这… -If… if it's fine with you, I've parked in your lot. -The…
车位是给顾客用的 The lot is for customers.
我不知道你们还在营业 I had no idea you were still open.
那不如吃午饭吧? Well, perhaps lunch then?
还有空桌的话 If you have a table.
- 相信我能为你安排 - 1点钟? -I'm sure I could squeeze you in. -At 1:00?
行 Yeah.
祝你好运 Good luck in your quest.
抱歉，吃不了午餐 I'm sorry, I've nothing for lunch.
晚餐 Supper…
明天是可以的，对 Tomorrow is fine. Yeah.
是啊，真是门庭若市 Yes, it's filling up fast.
好的 All right.
行，可以，好的，明天见 All right, good. All right, see you tomorrow.
你要食物补给，对吗? You need provisions, don't you?
一打完电话，你就该进货的 You should have got 'em right after the phone call!
估计是 I guess.
行 Right.
列份清单 Give us a list.
- 好的 - 老方 -Right-o. -Phonce.
老方 Phonce.
老天爷啊 Jesus Murphy.
嗨 Hey!
我有点吃不准黑线鳕 I wasn't sure about the haddock.
所以买了三文鱼 So I got this great-looking salmon.
可以，挺好 Good, good.
怎么回事? How did this happen?
都疯了，一只鸟，据说 It's a crazy thing, a bird, evidently,
是什么珍稀物种现身本地 some rare specimen sighted in the area.
什么样的鸟? What kind of bird?
很罕见，这个，塔斯克什么的 Rare, uh, Tasker's? What…
我有点说不上来，硫磺鸭 I could hardly say it. Sulphureous Duck.
糟糕 Shit!
他们陆续到了 They started arriving.
阿大，阿大 Dave, Dave.
你一身的鱼黏液 You're covered in fish slime.
你留下来备菜，我来负责跑堂 You stay and prep and I'll take care of the front of house.
只是权宜之计 Just temporarily.
当然 Sure.
我身材怎样? How do I look?
大概是我见过最好的，但… It's just about the best thing I ever saw, but…
很好 Good.
- 啊，你好 - 你们好 -Oh, hello. -Hello, hello.
- 三文鱼 - 嗯哼 -Salmon… -Uh-huh.
要一瓶“玛兹庄园”佐餐 has asked for a Mars Au Champ.
- 那位客人 - 哦哦，我有… -The guy there. Uh-huh? -Oh-ho. I've…
我还有半瓶88年的 I have half bottles of the '88.
他想不想要开胃菜? Does he want an appetizer?
那个，一小份，这个 The, um… The little, um…
- 吐司配山羊奶酪和番茄 - 番茄干做的酱汁 -Toast with the goat cheese and tomatoes. -Coulis of sun dried tomatoes.
我必须花钱请你明天再来 I'm gonna have to pay you to come back tomorrow.
不必客气了 We'll work something out.
我有不少小费 I did well on tips.
该死，我好累 Shit, I'm tired.
我明天会再来 I'll come back tomorrow.
而你负责采购 But you run supplies.
好，我会的，我来处理 Yeah, I'll do that, I'll take care of it.
你要再找个服务员 And you need one other waitress.
- 嗯 - 搞不好两个 -Mm. -Probably two.
好，当然，必须的 Yes, of course, absolutely.
我要去睡了，阿大 I got to go to bed, Dave.
你妻子在哪? Where's your wife?
老方说你结婚了 Phonce said you were married.
她在华盛顿特区 She's in Washington DC.
目前住在那 She lives there now.
给我开瓶酒，阿大 Give us a cork here, Dave.
快，让我摇头晃脑 Hey, boy. Move my head.
硬汉 Tough guy!
贝蒂 Bette,
别让帕瑟先生久等了 don't keep Mr. Purcell waiting.
弱智 Retarded.
弱智，弱智，弱智啊 Retarded, retarded, retarded.
当然，自从你解雇了她之后 Of course, the poor creature hasn't had a day of work
- 这可怜虫就没上过一天班 - 她是无价之宝 -since you laid her off. -She's invaluable.
真是这样吗? Isn't that right?
奇怪的事情发生在你身边，帕瑟先生 Queer things happening up your way, Mr. Purcell.
什么意思? What do you mean?
有人，在夜里四处窥探 People, snooping around in the night…
拿着设备 With equipment.
是些观鸟者 Those bird watchers.
观鸟者，我至今没搞懂 Bird watchers. I don't know now
这是不是大家来此的目的 if that's the kind of thing we want going on around here,
观鸟，我想知道他们在观什么样的鸟 bird watching. What kind of birds are they watching, I wonder?
以及原因 And why?
唉，我现在总算是明白他们有多赶时间了 Oh, I know now they haven't got a lot of time to be wasting.
他们也可能在执行政府的绝密任务 And they've probably got the biggest kind of government jobs, too.
- 懂了 - 老方说自己跟他们一伙 -Thanks. -Phonce says Murphy, he's in with them.
哦对，他的罗马尼亚朋友茨维科夫怎么了? Oh, Yeah. And what happened to his Romanian friend, Tsvetkov?
保加利亚 Bulgarian!
哦，我个人对外国佬没意见，毫不介意 Oh, I don't mind foreigners personally. I don't mind them at all.
但那帮人占领了大学 But that crowd up to the university…
我可以了 I'm ready.
帕瑟先生 Mr. Purcell,
- 老板娘，太好吃了 - 多谢夸奖 - 不用谢 -Madame, it was a lovely meal. -Thank you very much. -Yes.
怎么说? What's the word?
没差评吧? Happy customers?
个个欣喜若狂，阿大 Positively giddy, Dave.
尽管珍禽难觅 Though no sighting of the rare bird.
算我走运，是吧? Amazing bit of luck for me, eh?
正是 Quite.
两份龙虾、意式蘑菇烩饭、玫瑰羊肉 Two lobsters, risotto fungi, lamb rosette.
我想酒应该够了 I think we're good for wine.
嗯，也许你说得对，是我昏了头了 Yeah, you're probably right. I don't know what I was thinking, eh.
有人找你 You got company.
什么? What?
老方来了 Phonce is out there.
对，对，一枚保存完好的化石 Yes, yes, a perfectly preserved fossil.
超大的颌骨 Jesus big jaw bone,
是某种猛禽 it's a raptor of some sort.
能一口将人撕成两半 Jeez, can cut a man in half with one bite.
- 大家对晚餐还满意吗? - 噢，太可口了 -How are we enjoying our dinner? -Oh, simply delightful.
那就好，我看你们认识了阿方索·墨菲先生 It's good. Good, I see you've met Mr. Alphonse Murphy.
对，他刚给我们讲了个不可思议的故事 Yes, he's just been telling us the most extraordinary tale.
也许墨菲先生能跟我去厨房谈谈 Perhaps, Mr. Murphy, we should speak in the kitchen?
好的，帕瑟先生，好的 Of course, Mr. Purcell, of course.
行 Good.
- 吃好 - 谢谢 -Enjoy. -Thank you.
- 失陪 - 谢谢 -Excuse us. -Thank you.
- 恐龙骨头，老方? - 嗯，是的 -Dinosaur bones, Phonce? -Yeah. That's alright.
新的课题 It's a new project.
忙得很，老方，怎么了？有事吗? Very busy now, Phonce, what's up? What can I do?
我就想知道，你是否有可能，那个 I was just wondering if you had an opportunity to, uh…
了解可卡因的价格 Get a price on the cocaine.
十分抱歉，老方，但我已经… I'm really sorry, Phonce, but I've been…
够忙了，懂吗? swamped, you know?
别担心，别担心 Not to worry. Not to worry.
只是好奇 Just curious.
别有压力，阿大，别有压力 There's no pressure, Dave, no pressure.
你，你要非常小心地推进 And you… you want to proceed very carefully.
- 对 - 这是个敏感的问题 -Yeah. -It's a delicate matter.
是啊 Yeah, yeah.
- 如果你需要钱，倒是可以 - 不，不 -If you need the money, because I could… -No, no, no.
- 如果你要报酬，可以 - 阿大 -If you need that money, I could… -Dave,
- 没关系 - 我欠你的 -it's fine. -I owe it to you.
阿大 Dave.
你不欠我的，我是说，要朋友何用? You do not owe it to me, I mean, what are friends for?
我可对你寄予厚望 I mean, I expect no less from you.
那我去找人 So, I'm searching.
不该跟人家道个别吗? Shouldn't say goodbye to the man who there is?
我会替你说的，我转告他 I'll say it for you, I'll tell him.
行 OK.
- 回头聊 - 晚安 -Talk to you later. -Have a good night.
- 好的 - 问候小黛 -All right, Dave. -Say hi to Deb.
- 我会的 - 好 -I will, yeah. -Yeah.
海雀餐厅 The Auk.
莫伊拉告诉我生意火爆 Moira tells me business is booming.
克莱尔 Claire!
跟一只鸟有关 Something about a bird.
谢了，亲爱的，我也很好 Well, thank you, darling, I'm fine, too.
所以，这不正是天赐良机吗? So, it's a wonderful opportunity then?
指哪方面? In what way?
好吧，我们已经谈过这事了 Well, we've talked about it already,
把它卖掉 for selling.
是啊，我们谈过 Yeah, we have.
我并不想扫兴 I don't want to get into it right now,
可我觉得你该往前看 but I thought you could move on.
别，这不是我们该在电话里讨论的事 No, this is hardly the subject we should talk about over the telephone.
我也说不清 Well, I don't know.
照我目前的行程来看，那个 With my schedule right now, um…
我很快能回家了，大卫 I'll be back very soon, David.
这可真是个好消息 That sounds like a good idea.
你知道上哪找我 You know where you can find me.
咱们别怄气了，大卫 Let's be civil, David.
我没怄气 I'm being civil.
真的 I meant it.
不，你在，你在挖苦我 No, you were… you were being sarcastic.
我是说，你都不来华盛顿看我 I mean, it's not like you come to Washington to see me.
我尽量 I'll try.
只要我找到人接手这间餐厅，立马就上飞机 As soon as I find someone to run the restaurant, I'll be on a plane.
那就太好了 Oh, that would be great!
我得挂了 I got to go.
好的 Okay.
再见，大卫 Goodbye, David.
- 阿大 - 在 -Dave. -Yeah?
- 6号桌 - 嗯哼 -Table six. -Mmm-hmm.
- 牛肝菌 - 对 -Porcini. -Yeah.
问了一大堆问题 Asking a lot of questions.
什么样的问题? What kind of questions?
我们开业多久了? How long we've been open?
一直这么忙吗? We always this busy?
- 是否有个像样的酒窖? - 就这样? -Do you have a proper wine cellar? -Oh, yeah?
他们根本没点酒 They didn't order any wine.
指给我看 Can you show me?
停，停，靠边停车 Stop. Stop. Move in to the side.
对，那里 Yeah, over there.
1，2 One, two,
3，起! three. Heave!
怎么了? What's up?
水里的浮尸 Oh, body in the water.
拉，拉，上来了 Up, up, she comes.
看来，是那些观鸟者的一员 One of those bird watchers, apparently.
试想一下，为找鸭子送命 Imagine, died looking for a duck.
在这些礁石上徘徊，就得自求多福 You takes your chances, gallivanting around on these rocks.
我敢说，她疯了 I dare say her head was not clear
竟然在峭壁间跳跃着下坡 since it was bouncing off on the cliff face on the way down.
确实是 Sure, yeah.
- 抬走 - 借过 -Ups goes. -Coming through.
一名女子，淹死了，老方，有个观鸟者淹死了 A woman, she drowned, Phonce. A birdwatcher, she drowned.
她在找那鸭子，然后 She was looking for the duck and she…
坠崖了 She fell off a cliff.
嗯，真令人遗憾 Hmm, sorry to hear that.
遗憾？遗憾个鬼，内不内疚？我们害死了那女人 Sorry? Fucking sorry? How about guilty, we killed that woman?
我们要对那女人的死负责 We're responsible for that woman's death.
- 才不用 - 她… -We are not! -She…
死于我们编造的一个谎言 died pursuing a lie that we fabricated.
在道义上，即使不负刑事责任，我们也会坐牢 We are morally, if not criminally responsible, we're going to jail!
- 没准下地狱 - 振作起来，伙计 -Probably to hell. -Pull yourself together, boy.
生死各安天命，阿大 Everybody takes their chances, Dave.
无疑是这女人的大限将至 It was undoubtedly the woman's time.
我是说，就算她不坠崖 I… I mean, if she hadn't fallen off the cliff,
也会被闪电击中或被一块骨头噎死 she would have been struck by lightning or choked on a bone.
或许在你餐厅里，酱排骨，对吧? Perhaps in your restaurant, and that would be a pickle, wouldn't it?
噢，老方，我，我，我很担心 Oh, Phonce, I'm… I… I… I'm worried.
我们必须收手 We've got to put a stop to this.
阿大 Dave,
这事就你知我知 this is just between us.
而且，我们可以互相信赖 And… and we can trust one another.
在这件事上，我挺你到底，阿大 I'm with you all the way on this, Dave. And… and…
请你相信我 you can count on me.
而我也想要相信你 And I'd like to think that I can count on you.
当然 Of course.
很好 Good,
因为咱俩今晚要试航 'cause we got sea trials tonight.
什么? What?
满月时分，凌晨3点整 Full moon, 0300 hours.
你打算怎么办? What are you gonna do with that?
我们要带它下水 We're taking her down to the water.
你疯了 You're cracked!
这东西有多重啊? How much does this thing weigh?
1200磅 1,200 pounds.
超轻的 It's ultra-light.
现在，我们要把它推下山 Now, we're gonna wheel her down the hill.
这就是你的用处，好吗？你负责刹车 And that's where you come in, right, you're the brake man.
这东西无处可去 That thing isn't going anywhere.
此外，我不确定是否想跟你一起淹死自己 Besides, I'm not sure I want to be party to you drowning yourself.
阿大 Dave,
我已经做过合理的估算了 I have made the appropriate calculations.
我的要求不多 Now, I'm not asking very much.
你一直是个好邻居，而我… And you've always been a very good neighbor and I…
需要你的帮助，就这么一晚上 need your assistance on this one night.
之后你可以装不认识我 After this, you can forget you ever knew me.
但阿大 But, Dave,
这次我信得过的人只有你了 you are the only person that I can trust at this time.
那么 So, uh…
可卡因有进展吗? Is there any movement on the cocaine?
我 I, um…
我可能有门路 You know, I might have a lead.
- 门路? - 对 -A lead? -Yeah.
很好，很好 Good. Good.
行，我会帮你的 All right, I'll help you.
很好 Good.
干一杯 A drink then!
有点像首航礼 Kind of like a christening.
给，请自便，阿大 Here, help yourself, Dave.
- 拿去 - 谢谢 -There. -Thank you.
我有份小礼物给你，阿大 I got a little present for you, Dave.
本想卖个关子的 I was gonna give it to you later.
但 But…
以防不测，对不对? Where there are risks, eh?
这很… It's…
重要 elemental.
是用来纪念伟大友谊的 Something to remember a great friendship by.
很漂亮，老方 Beautiful, Phonce.
并非普通鸭子，阿大 It's no simple duck, Dave.
这是 That's…
塔斯克的硫磺鸭 Tasker's Sulphureous.
最珍稀的鸟类 The rarest of birds.
我 I, uh,
还没给它上色呢 haven't finished painting it yet.
- 一路很顺利 - 是的 -Moves pretty well. -Yeah.
现在你注意刹车，不要让它失控滚下坡 You mind the brake now, we don't want it getting away from us on the incline.
老方 Phonce!
老方，这个 Phonce, it's…
越来越快了 Going really quick now.
老方 Phonce!
- 在呢，干嘛? - 老方 -Yes, what? -Phonce!
老方！我坚持不住了 Phonce! I can't hold on.
老方 Phonce!
- 加油，阿大 - 我在努力 -Come on, Dave. -I'm trying!
陷进了，见鬼，泥里 Chain to, Jesus, in the dirt!
老方 Phonce!
阿大 Dave!
老方，老方 Phonce! Phonce!
老方 Phonce!
阿大！阿大! Dave! Dave!
阿大，这里! Dave, here!
我是在叫你留在岸上 I was shouting for you to stay ashore.
还以为你溺水了 Thought you were drowning.
真他妈太危险了，阿大 Very fucking dangerous, Dave.
咱们在漂流 We're drifting.
快往后靠 Well, stand back.
行了 All right.
会很拥挤 It's a tight squeeze.
救命 Help.
天呐，阿大 Jesus, Dave.
这里头有点闷，你不觉得吗，老方? It's a little bit stuffy in here, don't you think, Phonce?
那是因为没有氧气，阿大 That's 'cause there's no oxygen, Dave.
就这样? Oh, is that all?
这是个好兆头，证明它严丝合缝 Huh, it's a good sign, er, proves she's tight.
现在只要 Now, just…
发动这台引擎 fire up the engines here.
该死的茨维科夫灯 God damn, Tsvetkov lamps!
燃料不足吗? Is that fuel low?
好吧 Right.
这些泵启动了，老伙计 These pumps kick in now, Dave old man,
会有充足的氧气 you'll have oxygen aplenty.
不鸣则已，一鸣惊人 Run silent. Run deep.
我们 Are we…
已经在水下了吗，老方? underwater now, Phonce?
真聪明，阿大 You're smart, Dave.
下潜 Dive.
下潜 Dive!
下潜! Dive!
老方 Phonce,
不好意思，但你怎么知道咱们到哪了? excuse me, but how do you know where we're going?
我 I, uh…
我稍稍检查一下这台声纳就可以了 I could be a simple matter of checking the sonar here.
该死的茨维科夫灯 Goddamn Tsvetkov lamps!
是不是13英寻? Is that 13 fathoms,
是13吗? is that 13?
不 No,
不 no!
这是18英寻 It's 18 fathoms.
18英寻，呃，还是11来着? 18 fathoms. Huh… Or is that 11?
30英寻 Thirty fathoms.
活见鬼了 Judas priest,
好深啊 that is deep.
什么声音，老方? What is that, Phonce?
30英寻 Thirty fathoms.
肯定是舰体抗压的极限了 Must be the upper range of the hull's pressure tolerance.
好吧 All right.
老方，我的焦虑症发作了 Phonce, I'm having an anxiety attack.
很常见，阿大 Not uncommon, Dave.
预备艇员通常要经过 Prospective submariners usually goes through an…
一系列高难度的心理测试 incredible battery of psychological tests.
你最不想看到的就是有人在潜艇里崩溃 And the last thing you want is somebody cracking up in the submarine.
估计，我是想说我… Guess, well, I'm saying I'm…
- 要崩溃了 - 哦不 -cracking up. -Oh, no.
我说的是十足的疯子，懂吗？就像 I mean a full-fledged nut-out, you know, like…
那个 Like,
大喊大叫着:“放我出去，放我出去” screaming and yelling, "Get me out, get me out."
好了，阿大 Okay, Dave.
还剩最后一件事 Just one last thing.
升起潜望镜 Up periscope.
好了，阿大 Okay, Dave,
现在 now.
该让事情变得有趣起来了 Things should start to get interesting.
噢，我的上帝啊，实在太美了 Oh, Jesus Murphy, it's so beautiful.
- 慢着！该死! - 什么？怎么了? -Wait! Shit! -What? What?
公用码头上的三个家伙 There's three guys on the community wharf.
他们昨晚在餐厅 They were at the restaurant last night.
知道他们是谁吧? You know who they are, don't ya?
该死的“温尼贝戈” Goddamn Winnebagos.
来，让我瞧瞧 Here, let me see that.
我瞧瞧 Here, let me see.
嗯，好样的 Oh, yeah.
那人显然是温尼贝戈集团的同伙 That man is obviously with the Winnebago corporation.
工业领域是间谍活动的新前沿 Industry is the new frontier of espionage.
好吧 All right.
只要将… Just gotta…
它发动起来，阿大 open her up here, Dave.
并带我们回家 And get us home.
嗨 Hey!
怎么了? What's up?
老方在吃午饭 Phonce is having lunch.
气色不错，阿大 That's a look, Dave.
你妻子来电 And your wife called.
她对我不太客气 She was kinda curt with me.
我想她怀疑咱俩搞外遇 I think she suspects we're having an affair.
是倒好了 If only.
要是她… If only…
不这么多疑就好了，你懂的 She wasn't so suspicious, you know.
今日特邀嘉宾是著名鸟类学家 Today's special guest is noted ornithologist
汉斯·斯皮达尔博士 Dr. Hans Spiedal.
是“鸟王” It's the bird man.
- 什么? - 那个“鸟王”在放送中 -What? -The bird man is on the radio.
博士，自从“塔斯克硫磺鸭”现身之后 …doctor, the local birding community certainly has gotten itself into a flap
- 当地观鸟界想必早已乱作一团 - 嘿! -over the sighting of this Tasker's Sulphureous. -Hey!
你看，也有许多和你一样的海外来客 You know, as well as many other visitors like yourself from abroad,
鉴于你在此事中的特殊身份 and given your particular part in the story,
你肯定非常激动 you must be very excited.
并没有 Uh, nope.
护林员早知道“塔斯克硫磺鸭” A Tasker's Sulphureous has been known to rangers…
这位斯皮达尔，汉斯·斯皮达尔 That's Spiedal, Hans Spiedal.
- 80年代首先发现鸭子的人 - 尤其是亲眼见过 -First guy to spot the duck in the '80s. -…particular about the sighting.
该地形 The terrain,
特别是普什湾的海岸线 specifically the shoreline in Push Cove,
从头到尾太陡峭了 is all together too abrupt,
太蛮荒 it's too brutal.
坦率讲，我很惊讶会有人 Frankly, I'm amazed that humans choose
在这种鬼地方定居 to settle in that godforsaken place.
恐怕是有什么人搞错了 I'm afraid someone has made a mistake.
那好吧，好吧，真是太恶劣了 Well, then. Well, that's uh… terrible,
恶劣到令你徒劳无功地白跑一趟 terrible to have you travel all this way on a fool's errand,
大老远从德国赶来 all the way from Germany.
我们要谈谈报销机票吗，博士? What are we talking airfares… here, Doctor?
我敢肯定，说不好，但… I'm sure, I don't know, but, uh…
他懂什么? What does he know?
无所不知，老方，他大概是 Everything, Phonce. He's the most respected…
全世界最受尊敬的鸟类学家了 ornithologist in the whole world almost.
另外 Besides…
他说得对 he's right.
根本 There
就没有鸭子 is no duck.
记得吗? Remember?
好吧 Well,
纯属他个人观点 still only his opinion.
真后悔我没把这地方卖掉 It's a shame I didn't put the place on the market
趁我们生意好的时候 when we were doing such good business.
阿大 Dave,
你又要轻言放弃了 you're throwing in the towel again.
还没结束呢 It's not over yet.
后手 Plan B.
该启用后手了 Time for plan B.
还以为我们已经启用后手了，老方 I thought we already employed plan B, Phonce?
阿大 Dave,
没关系 there's no problem.
咱们再留一手 We go to plan C.
总得多留一手，阿大 Always have a plan C, Dave.
不鸣则已，一鸣惊人 Run silent, run deep.
* 鸭子再度绝迹 *
鸭子回来了 Duck's back.
道吉，听说过“尼斯湖水怪”吗? Dougie, did you ever hear of the Loch Ness monster?
没 No.
这鸭子就跟“尼斯湖水怪”一样 The duck is like the Loch Ness monster.
会被正儿八经的人一笔抹煞 Dismissed out of hand by serious-minded people.
会被那一帮子 Championed forever,
嘎嘎叫的脑残粉誓死捍卫 by a loyal crowd of quacks.
不，伙计 No, boy,
照片见报了 here's picture in the paper.
* 《指南针》 * * 珍禽重现——塔斯克终于亮相了 *
那人居然拍得这么好 I'm surprised Buddy got such a good picture.
他一定有顶级装备 He must have the finest kind of gear.
会有人不断研究照片，直到瞧出问题 They'll just keep studying the photo until they see something wrong.
会有人 They'll…
将它逐块放大，直到发现破绽 blow it up sections, until they see a flaw.
谁? Who?
谁会把这照片放大? Who's gonna blow up the photo?
国际鸟类保护组织吗? The international bird police?
鸟协? Inter-bird?
人人都希望此鸟成真，除了你，阿大 Everybody wants that bird to be out there, except you, Dave.
我希望成真 I want it to be there.
我当然希望，这可是真家伙 Of course, I do, it's just the real thing.
但，这不可能，对不对，阿大? But, that is not possible, now, is it, Dave?
这鸟灭绝了 The bird is extinct.
帮我个忙，别再这样了 Do me a favor and don't do it again.
放心吧 Not to worry.
今天最后一次巡航时，我放生了假鸟 I lost a decoy during my last pass of the day.
来，过来 Come. Come here.
爱丽丝 Alice.
我可以了 I'm ready.
马上就来，贝蒂 I'll be right there, Bette.
阿大 Dave…
出了点事 There's something
关于 about…
今早我接到通知 I got a call this morning.
通知? A call?
面试 An interview,
去蒙特利尔，上学 in Montreal, for school.
你知道，我必须去 And, you know, I gotta go.
是的，是的，当然要去 Yes. Yes, of course, you do.
爱丽丝，我… Alice, I…
是的，没错，请改日再来 Yes, certainly, like to reschedule,
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我那里也停电了 Lights out over at my place too.
找不到造成电线短路的原因 There's no reason for trouble with the power lines.
我打给供电局，他们也很困惑 I called light and power, they're flummoxed.
我去… I'm gonna go and…
四周看看 check the perimeter.
晚餐，有安排了吗? Have any dinner plans?
还没呢 Why, no.
8点? Eight?
好 Bon.
我会特别准备 I'll make something special.
浪漫吗? Too romantic?
非常好 Positively.
伊朗鱼子酱，阿大 Iranian caviar, Dave.
你不喜欢吗? You don't like caviar?
太棒了 It's perfect.
你还准备了珍珠母勺子 You even have the mother of pearl spoons.
你想让一切尽善尽美，是吗，阿大? You're trying to get everything perfect, aren't you Dave?
我希望自己别发酒疯 I hope I don't get wound up on the vodka.
- 但也没关系，轻松一下 - 嗯 -Probably good though, get a little loose. -Yeah.
- 你… - 开心了，是吗? -You… -Oh, laugh, will you?
真不敢相信，我紧张死了 I can't believe it, I'm a nervous wreck.
你不紧张吗? Are you not nervous?
是的，爱丽丝，我很紧张 No, Alice, I'm a bag of nerves.
阿大，我们还有甜点吃吗? Dave, will we ever make it to dessert?
谁在乎呢? Who cares?
该死，这样不对 Shit, this is wrong.
不，没事 No, it's not.
不，卿卿我我无妨 No, not us doing this.
我早就应该跟你上床的 I should have jumped your bones ages ago.
该死，你瞧，那个 Shit, see, um…
你妻子来电话时，正在赶来 When your wife called… She's coming here.
很快会到，搞不好就是明天 As soon as possible, maybe even tomorrow.
本该是个惊喜的 It's supposed to be a surprise.
这样下去会让你左右… And it puts you in a difficult…
为难的 position.
确实 It does.
但爱丽丝，我的想法却是 But, Alice, my thought is that…
我还不如破罐破摔 I should make matters worse.
我应该朝着 I should work
夫妻感情破裂的方向努力 toward an emotional catastrophe.
我心甘情愿 I'm ready for it.
该死 Shit.
- 他们会走 - 对 -Oh, they'll go away. -Yeah.
他真是不依不饶 He's not going anywhere.
有人吗? Hello!
他的车被盗了 Uh, his car has been stolen.
你逗我呢 You're kidding me.
没想到会发生这种事 You don't expect that kind of thing around here.
能用一下电话吗？我要打给我妻子 Uh, can I use your phone? I gotta call my wife.
在吧台 It's on the bar.
你倒挺坦然 Taking it very well.
啊，那个无关紧要了 Ah, there it hardly seems to matter.
我看到那鸭子了 I have seen the duck, you see.
那鸭子? The duck?
在哪? Where?
就在海滩边 Uh, just off the beach.
要不是天黑了，我想还能拍张照 If it hadn't gotten dark, I think, I would have got a snap.
外面夜深人静 It is so peaceful out there.
这电话坏了 This phone isn't working.
爱丽丝 Alice.
喂? Hello?
根本没鸭子 There is no duck.
我一点不惊讶，阿大 I'm not terribly surprised, Dave.
但遗憾的是，有一只假鸟 But there is regrettably a decoy.
劳驾盯紧这家伙一刻钟，可以吗? Just watch this guy for 15 minutes, please?
我要去把它处理掉 I'm gonna take care of this
马上 right now.
去他妈的鸭子 Fuck the damn duck.
天煞的鸭子 Fucking duck,
我要打爆它们的脑袋 I'm gonna blow their brains.
你在这里搞什么鬼，杰克? What the fuck are you doing here, Jack?
你还有枪? You have a gun?
拜托，求你了，拜托 Please. Please, please, please.
请饶命 Please!
“温尼贝戈”? Winnebago?
我不，我不懂 I don't… I don't know.
“侵略者”吗? Is it harrier?
“橙带侵略者”? Is it harrier orange?
我不懂这个暗号 I don't know the response.
你过去，去那边，但… You move. Move over here. But…
停下，站那别动 Be still. Be still, right there.
半夜鬼鬼祟祟 Come on, run in the night.
到山上去! Rise up the hill!
上山! Up the hill!
快走，你，快走 Go on, you, go on!
快 Go on!
在附近放哨…妈呀! Standing around in… Oh, fuck!
还有其他人会来吗? Any else people would come here?
吓我一跳 Have a heart attack!
总之，你当自己是谁啊? Who do you think you are anyway?
老方 Phonce!
快过来 Come on. Come here.
噢，好极了，阿大 Oh, excellent, Dave!
- 一名人质 - 我发现他 -A hostage. -I found him,
在“海雀”后面的灌木丛 in the bushes behind The Auk.
他有枪 He had a gun.
赶快报警吧 Let's just call the cops.
电话不通 There's no phone,
把他留下 I'll keep him.
快过来 Go on, get here!
快！过来，坐下! Go on, get here! Sit down!
算你厉害，阿大 You surprise me, Dave.
竟然有这本事 I didn't think you had it in you.
你懂的 Well, you know…
“温尼贝戈”? Winnebago?
不，他不懂这什么意思 No, he doesn't know what that means.
你们有多少人? How many of you are there?
- 16个 - 什么? -Mm, Sixteen. -Oh, what?
但… But…
小子，你是想说 You mean to tell me laddie-o,
外头还有15个你这样的混球? that there are 15 more of you fuckers out there?
老方 Phonce!
那么 Now…
你为谁卖命，小子? Who are you with, son?
我隶属于加拿大皇家警队 I'm with the R.C.M.P.
骑警 Mounties.
他们想干嘛? What in the Christ do they want?
RSV，这完全说得通 The RSV. It makes perfect sense.
你们是冲RSV来的? You after the RSV?
- 是吗? - 饶命 -Huh!? -Please!
求你了 Please!
他们要的是灯，好吗? They want the lights, okay?
我只知道灯的事 All I know is the lights.
别朝我开枪 Don't shoot meee.
没人会朝你开枪的 No one is going to shoot you.
阿大 Dave.
听着 Now,
我并不是真想一枪毙了他 I was never really considering shooting the fellow.
但如你所见，他老实多了 But as you can see, he's a lot more cooperative
- 一旦他信以为真 - 我不想 -when he imagines it's in the cards. -I want…
把这家伙吓得屁滚尿流，我不好这口 no part terrorizing in this guy. I've got no stomach for that.
也许我该提醒你 Perhaps I should remind you,
是你劫持了这名人质 that you were the one who took the hostage.
何不干脆把灯给他呢? Can't you just give him the lights?
是我的才能给，不是吗? They are not mine to give, are they?
搞得像投降似的，阿大 It will be like a surrender, Dave.
这不是逞英雄的时候 This is no time for heroics!
正是时候，阿大 It is now, Dave.
机不可失，失不再来啊 It's as good a time as any.
有何不可呢? Why not?
下不为例 Just once.
来吧，阿大 Come on, Dave.
好，听着，你负责拖延，行吗? Okay, look, you're gonna have to stall, all right?
那个 Well, um…
初步的想法是躲进灌木丛随机开火，对吗? the first thought would be to fire the occasional round into the bushes, right?
朝他们头上开几枪，压制住他们 Uh, send a few over their heads, keep them pinned down.
不行吗? No?
我想也是…好吧 I didn't think so. Well,
我想，到时候，你得跟他们谈判 I guess, you'll have to talk to 'em then.
你打算怎么办? What you gonna do?
总得留个后手，老方 Always have a plan B, Phonce.
阿大，老伙计 Dave, old man,
这是理所当然的 that surely is the truth.
我对此很抱歉 I'm really sorry about this.
去你的 Fuck you.
帕瑟先生 Mr. Purcell,
墨菲先生 Mr. Murphy!
我们知道你俩在里面 We know you're in there.
现在该跟你们算账了，王八蛋! Now we're gonna settle with you, arsehole!
你们强行扣押了我的一名手下 You're holding one of my men against his will.
你不会跟任何人算任何账 You're not gonna settle anything with anybody,
我马上就要一枪崩了你 I'm about to shoot you in a moment.
帕瑟先生 Mr. Purcell.
我知道你是通情达理的 I know you're a reasonable man.
才不是呢 That's not true.
叫他别靠近这里 Get him out of here.
警官 Constable,
撤回来 hold back!
我想你们这帮人很少会这么狼狈 I guess you guys don't have a lot of opportunities like this one.
向他喊话，跟他说 Speak to him, speak to him.
按这个 Right there.
嘿，大卫 Uh, David.
克莱尔? Claire?
大卫 David?
克莱尔? Claire?
只，只要照他说的做，就不会有人受伤 Ju… just do what he says and no one will get hurt.
她说得对 She's right.
我们知道可卡因的事 We know about the cocaine.
我们知道那鸟的事 We know about the bird.
我们不予追究 We'll forget that,
只要给我们“茨维科夫灯” just give us the Tsvetkov lights.
似乎很公平，你不觉得吗? That seems reasonable, don't you think?
我要过来了，我们谈谈 I'm coming down, I wanna speak to you.
别过来，待在原地 Stop right there. Stay right there.
我出来 I'm coming out.
不 No.
我们不想将你卷进来，帕瑟先生 We hope to keep you out of it, Mr. Purcell.
我们不怪你干的事 We don't blame you for any of it.
什么事? Any of what?
偷走那灯的设计图 Stealing the design for the lights.
老方没偷过东西 Phonce didn't steal anything,
他是茨维科夫的伙伴，茨维科夫跑了 he was partners with Tsvetkov, Tsvetkov took off.
只需要把灯给我 Just give me the lights.
这灯有什么要紧的? What's so important about the lights?
我不清楚，他们没告诉我 I don't know. They didn't tell me.
- 他们? - 另一个人不见了 -They? -The other guy is gone.
另一个人溜了 The other one took off.
该死，抱歉了 Fuck, sorry!
好了，快！进去，进去 All right, go, go! Get in there! Get in there.
谁来给他松绑 Somebody untie that guy.
你朋友呢？灯在哪? Where is your friend? Where are the lights?
找出来，快点 Get something. Come on.
大卫，我要离婚 David, I want a divorce.
行 Sure.
那是什么鬼东西? What the fuck was that?
- 快过去 - 快，快，快，快 -Go, go, go… -Go, go, go, go, go!
我的天呐! Oh, God!
太爽了! Fuck me!
后手，阿大 Plan B, Dave.
还没发现? Anything yet?
他们不会找到的 They won't find lights here.
爱丽丝走了? So, Alice is off?
我正要去送行 I'm just going up now.
也对 Oh, yeah.
道个别? Say goodbye?
很快会再见 I'll see you soon.
等着我 I'll be up.
找到人照看餐厅，我就上飞机 Find someone to mind the restaurant, I'll be on a plane.
最后给鳕鱼淋上松露油 Finish the cod with truffle oil.
只要找人帮忙切一下 Just need someone to help trim the…
羊肉，并没那么复杂 lamb. It's not that complicated.
只要找人帮忙 Just need someone to help
打理餐厅 run the restaurant.
我就… I'll be…
我就能上飞机 I'll be on a plane.
我可以了 I'm ready,
帕瑟先生 Mr. Purcell.
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可以了就说 Say it when you're ready.